- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Rush Limbaugh

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Jordan is pregant

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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