What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

joe galasso from plainview ny

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Neither have I

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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