XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Anti Joke

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