- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

where's mom I killed her

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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