What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Title IX

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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