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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A miserable man committed suicide.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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