- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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