Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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