why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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