- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Your girlfriend.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A guy walks into a bar

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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