- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why? Because.

Democracy.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

homosexual rights to marriage

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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