q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Pickle

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Japan

I like school Said no one ever.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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