- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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