Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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