someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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