- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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