A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Jesus Christ

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Latvia isn't a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops