- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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