What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I love pissing people off :P

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

How old are you? 7

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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