- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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