- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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