- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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