- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's white and gluey Glue

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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