Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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womens rights.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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