whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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