- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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