- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

gingers

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Manchester City

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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