"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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