- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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