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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Your mom is so old she died

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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