- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why are balck people black because they are

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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