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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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