- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Women.

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