Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A mormon walks into a bar.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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