- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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