- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I'm homeless.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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