Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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