The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

i saw amango it splootered

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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