- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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