Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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This is an anti- joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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