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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An Asian with a big dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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