- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Golf.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

mikey is cute

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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