three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

i keep getting thumbs down...

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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