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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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