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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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