- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Knock, Knock Who's There

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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