How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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silver bullet?

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read this sentence again.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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kieran is a homosexual

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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