- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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