Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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