What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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