- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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