Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Chris is hairy

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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