Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

No it doesnt..

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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