So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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