what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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I was watching Fox news.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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