What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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One, two, three, four and five

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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