- Anti Joke

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back