Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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