What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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