LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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