- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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