- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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