- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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