- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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