Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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I am dyslexic

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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