- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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