- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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