- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Go away still nothing to see

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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