- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

1+2 = 6

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Chuck Norris.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's blue? The sky.

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