- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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