A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

i had sex.

Jimmy Saville

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Stealth baseballs record

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

James Patrick Campbell

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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