"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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