- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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