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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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