one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

all the kids had fun

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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