what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Chuck Norris.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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