Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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