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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Your face is hilarious.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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