- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

like most people my age. im 27

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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