- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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