- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.