That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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