A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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