- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole