Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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