- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

outside your comfort zone

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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