- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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