- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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