i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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One, two, three, four and five

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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