Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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