- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Tilt your screen back .

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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