A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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