- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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