- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

It's all Taggart

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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