Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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deez nuts

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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