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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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