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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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