- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

an american walks out of a strip club.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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