- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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