Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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