So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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The american education system.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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