Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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