knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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