Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Alchohol.

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SEX

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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