- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Good job, son.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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