Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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I have a really funny joke.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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