Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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kieran is a homosexual

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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