I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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