Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what are you mike bibby?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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