- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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im telling maguire

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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