God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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