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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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