why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A man died.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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