- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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