- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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