how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

your face

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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