- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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