- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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