Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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dat shoe shine tho

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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