- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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