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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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