Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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