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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

class is canceled. My professor died.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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