Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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