what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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