Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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