a blind man walks into a wall

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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dallen loves penis

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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