- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

In soviet Russia...things are different

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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