How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Roses are red.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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