What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats hairy and crys your mom

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Anti Joke

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