- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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