They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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