- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

a black man pays his child support

My jeans

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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