- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

read this sentence again.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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