- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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