What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Donald Trump

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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