Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Donald Trump

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Pickles

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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