- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

your mom.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

My Nan, that is all.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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