I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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