Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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