why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Nobody cares maddie!

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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