- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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