Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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