- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A pope meets another one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Justin Bieber

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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