How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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