So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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