- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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