Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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the WNBA.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

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