Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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