What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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