- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A van drives into a car.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

a man checks his mypsace

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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