- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Knock, Knock Come in

A dancer walks into a barre

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's the new green? Green

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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