- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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