What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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