So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Beka has AIDS

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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