- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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