- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Take part of what?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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