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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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