- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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